When I was a kid, my dad wanted me to be a stand-up comedian. Among the many corny jokes he told at the dinner table to inspire me towards this career path was this one, which for some reason stuck with me:
A man was in his home when a hurricane blew into town bringing with it high winds and torrential rain. A pair of cops came by in waders and asked him to evacuate.
“No thanks, officers,” he said. “My life is in God’s hands.”
So the police left and the rain continued to fall. A few hours later and the water was up above the first floor of the man’s house, so the man went upstairs. At that point, a woman came by in a rowboat.
“Let’s go!” she shouted in the man’s window.
“No thank you, ma’m,” he replied. “My life is in God’s hands.”
So the woman floated off in her boat and the rain continued to fall. A few hours later, the water had filled up the second floor of the man’s house, so he climbed onto the roof. Finally, a helicopter flew over and lowered a rope.
“Grab the rope; we’ll rescue you!” said the medic in the helicopter, speaking into a megaphone.
“No thank you!” screamed the man through the howling wind, “My life is in God’s hands!”
So the water continued to rise and, eventually, the man was swept away and drowned.
Up in heaven, the man came before God.
“Why did you forsake me, God?” the man implored. “My life was in your hands!”
“What do you want from me?” God replied. “I sent you a police escort, a rowboat, a helicopter…”
Whether you believe in a higher power or not, what I take from this is that we shouldn’t expect things to be done for us. No one will save us if we won’t save ourselves — not our family, our boss, the government, a religious institution, or just the world in general.
The best we can expect is a chance to do things for ourselves. If we’re lucky, we’ll encounter many windows of opportunity in our lives and it is up to us to go through them, to make something of them… Or to not make anything of them and then complain about it.
Sometimes that sidetrack turns out to be the key to something big. Sometimes that person you meet, that letter you write, the event you attend makes all the difference. But only if you let it. Only if you act.
Who knows, maybe someday I’ll get an opportunity to become a stand-up comedian, just like pop always wanted.